My first experience with steam and sauna bath last Sunday at a gym reminded me of my phobia of scary movies. Sitting in an enclosed space with a high temperature brought to mind the first death scene in Final Destination 3, where the two bimbos were trapped in the tanning booths and their bronze-up session turned into barbeque feast. Imagine the horror when I started to connect the dots: what if the door lock was faulty or I fainted when I was all alone?
This is what happen when scary movie no longer involve gung-ho intrepid heroine aimlessly flashing her light down the eerie hall to locate whoever, that just maimed and devoured all of her companions, instead of running the other way around.
Which brings me to the latest craze in the genre, "Coming Soon". Really? Literally re-enacting the very same scenes in the horror movie you just saw? You might as well subject me to the 1 hour and 25 minutes of waterboarding, or better yet throw me into a pen of Mexican pigs and get it over with.
Of course, the steam and sauna bath also reminded me of the the way they traditionally depicted the facilities as a perfect setup for tête-à-tête on the screen, both big and small.
This is what happen when scary movie no longer involve gung-ho intrepid heroine aimlessly flashing her light down the eerie hall to locate whoever, that just maimed and devoured all of her companions, instead of running the other way around.
Which brings me to the latest craze in the genre, "Coming Soon". Really? Literally re-enacting the very same scenes in the horror movie you just saw? You might as well subject me to the 1 hour and 25 minutes of waterboarding, or better yet throw me into a pen of Mexican pigs and get it over with.
Of course, the steam and sauna bath also reminded me of the the way they traditionally depicted the facilities as a perfect setup for tête-à-tête on the screen, both big and small.
Capo and consigliere would engage in braggadocio regarding the latest hit on their foe. Avaricious financiers would swindle money from prospect victim in their Ponzi scheme. Praetorian politicians would initiate their latest round of contemptible depredation on democracy and liberty with skulduggery and such. Uppity suburban housewives would trade gossips and beauty tips.
The possiblitiy is endless when you put two people in an enclosed space with a high temperature, it seems the heat temporarily haywires the rational part of the brain.
And all of these make me question the authenticity of the scenes. How on earth can they can act so natural, let alone chat gleefully over cocktails. Not only it is way too uncomfortable to have a meaningful conversation with the profusion of sweat, it is so hard to breath in there.
And all of these make me question the authenticity of the scenes. How on earth can they can act so natural, let alone chat gleefully over cocktails. Not only it is way too uncomfortable to have a meaningful conversation with the profusion of sweat, it is so hard to breath in there.
Damn, what is so relaxing about sauna?
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